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DanDan grew up with Asian dishes as a staple. Primarily the likes of CharKway Teow, Prawn Laksa and Gula Melaka. With this in mind, his journey from Australia to Singapore seems like destiny!

Cyberpunk 2077: Quadra Type-66 “Jen Rowley”

May 24, 2021, By DanDan

Cyberpunk 2077: Quadra Type-66 “Jen Rowley” OR The Dukes of Hazzard: 1969 Dodge Charger “General Lee”

Some day the mountain might get ‘em but the law never will…

Whilst journeying for my second time through Cyberpunk as the ineffable V, I was pleasantly surprised to stumble upon this fantastic car the Jen Rowley. The electric orange colour didn’t get me first and it wasn’t until I saw the flag on the roof that the punny car name, Jen Rowley finally made sense.

The General Lee from the classic 80’s TV show The Dukes of Hazzard was Bo and Luke Duke’s 1969 Dodge Charger. The striking vehicle, much like KITT (Knight Industries Two Thousand) in Knight Rider, became the primary protagonist of the show. In comparing the Cyberpunk 2077 model to The Dukes of Hazzard model there are some clear similarities and differences.

Similarities: Both cars share the same electric orange paint job, the number 01 along the side of the doors, and a patriotic american flag (though in Cyberpunk 2077’s case it’s a New United States of America flag – or NUSA flag – whereas in The Dukes of Hazzard it is a dixie-inspired flag).

Cyberpunk 2077: Quadra Type-66 “Jen Rowley” roof with NUSA Flag

Differences: In the TV show, the iconic car had both doors fused shut, requiring the lead characters to slide in stylishly through the open windows, whenever they were “on the run”, which was basically the premise of every single episode. In the Cyberpunk 2077 game, the car has automated wing style doors. The other key difference in The Dukes of Hazzard TV show is the car’s instantly recognisable novelty dixie horn (in my youth many cars had this novelty horn because of the show; the other variant the infamous spanish la cucaracha horn was also popular). Cyberpunk 2077’s developers have missed an amazing opportunity to include the dixie horn in the game, and instead you are greeted with a standard beefy blast horn noise.

The Dukes of Hazzard: 1969 Dodge Charger “General Lee” Complete with Dixie Flag on the roof & 01 on the doors

So what exactly is the car like? Is it worth it eddies-wise? How does it handle? All great questions! For mine, the car is simply iconic and brings me back to my youth. It looks fantastic and is a joy to drive, and it brings me real immersion especially when travelling through 6th street gang territory. Cost-wise it is relatively cheap and will only set you back 58,000 eddies which is a lot less than something like the Aerondight which is almost 4x more expensive at 225K. However, that’s just where the fun begins, as much like in the TV show, the developer’s have held true to the handling as this thing fish-tails all over the place. You’ll want to have your in-game or out-of-game phone ready for all the cool burnout shots you are gonna get! (I recommend the wide blue lanes out in Rancho Coronado for maximum blue-black-orange contrast effect).

Cyberpunk 2077: Quadra Type-66 “Jen Rowley” Emerging From the Water in North Oak

Inspire Fitness Asia

July 11, 2020, By DanDan

Inspire Fitness Asia: Muay Thai Trainer – Daryl Lawlor


Inspire Fitness Asia
412 Joo Chiat Road, Singapore 427637
Tel: 9336 9971

I. still. hate. twisties!

And now we can add skipping to that list!

I’ve been coming to Inspire Fitness now since September 2019, multiple days per week, to get my Muay Thai fix (and ensure I maintain my rage). Check out my introductory Inspire Fitness review on Yelp.

The classes have undergone a subtle change in the wake of Covid-19 with the Inspire team offering online classes (via Zoom) which can be done at home and are actually quite challenging and fun.

The in-gym classes have also evolved into shorter bursts of activity with more classes available, and different challenges and skills required – the first morning session being a body sculpt type which is cardio and strength, whilst the second session is more like traditional muay thai focusing on technique, footwork and sparring.

Muay Thai pad work with Inspire Fitness trainer Daryl Lawlor

Class sizes range from 5-10 pax (5 during this Covid-19 period; 10-ish during normal times) and the circuits provide the opportunity to experience a range of different physical activities:

  • Strength and co-ordination via weight and resistance training (including ab exercises, controlled weight lifting, movement like exercises such as the infamous burpee).
  • Bag work with a new punch/kick/fake/switch combo on each bag every lesson which allows improvement via repetition of technique.
  • Pad work with a 1-on-1 session with the trainer calling out combinations (see image above). These are both challenging and fun, and help improve co-ordination, technique, reflexes and dexterity.

Below the gym floor is a breakout area to prepare, grab a refreshment or use the amenities, or just simply talk cok!

Inspire Fitness Breakout Area includes Kitchen, Bathroom & Seating

Located on Joo Chiat Road between East Coast Road and Fowlie Road this hidden gym can be tricky to find. When walking down Joo Chiat Road from East Coast Road if you reach Club 36 you’ve gone too far.

So, to make sure you don’t miss the gym, when you reach Hock Sin Hin Bicycle Shop you should see a black vending machine to your right, just past the shop. This belongs to Inspire. To your left is a staircase. Take that to the top and you’ve reached your destination and remember when you feel like giving up, remember why you started!

Song Lang Garden

July 11, 2020, By DanDan

Song Lang Garden on Tanjong Katong and Mountbatten Roads


Song Lang Garden
378 Tanjong Katong Road, Singapore 437134
Tel: 6344 3232

Located on the corner of Mountbatten Road and Tanjong Katong Road this large nursery is an absolute gem, hiding in plain sight!

I love coming to this nursery to check out their huge selection of plants. I recently visited during Chinese New Year (農曆新年) and the nursery was blooming, literally, with all manner of greenery – Pussy Willows and Money Trees were abounding as were the lucky Calamondin Orange Trees adorned with Red Ang Bao Envelopes (紅包) – signifying a fruitful and abundant year ahead. (apparently the word “orange” sounds like the word for “luck” in mandarin… who knew?). The orange hue of the fruit is also said to symbolise “gold”, which makes it a very auspicious fruit.

Red Ang Bao Envelopes (紅包)

I have also visited the nursery to get some advice on a white bug that had appeared on my Papaya trees (I grew them from the seeds of the fruit myself, and now have only 1 of the initial 6 left – and it is heavily infested with white bug). My application of white oil was incorrect, and the nursery staff corrected me by explaining the best time of day to do it, which parts of the tree/soil need it, and also how my watering may be affecting the performance of the pesticide. Hopefully I can save my final Papaya plant – and a new one that seems to have grown all by itself.

My most recent visit to the nursery was to purchase inter-connectable plastic flooring squares, to provide a foundation for my artificial grass, as well as allowing drainage for the consistent Singapore downpours – as my balcony is large and I do not want to propagate the dreaded Dengue!

Interlocking Plastic Flooring from Song Lang Garden

The nursery itself is a large space occupying the corner block, surrounded by a sandstone wall. They use shading on plants that can’t handle direct sunlight, and leave the rest out in the elements to soak up the Singapore sun in all its glory.

I haven’t bought a poor plant from here yet, every one has been fine – the Crotons are spectacular. I generally come here for fertilisers as I am growing my own plants & fruit trees (Ginger, Galangal, Papaya, Pineapple). However, I’ve also purchased soils, pesticides, pots and interlocking plastic flooring.

Colourful Crotons from Song Lang Garden

The staff are always friendly and helpful with advice, and will package items for transport. If you have heavier items they’ll load the car/grab/taxi for you, and consult with the driver to ensure it’s all good.

Overall – I just love coming here. I find it uplifting and serene. Haven’t had a reason to try another nursery yet. This one is for me 🙂

Red Wine Pork Ribs @ Sin Hoi Sai Eating House

July 4, 2020, By DanDan

Red Wine Pork Ribs @ Sin Hoi Sai Eating House


Sin Hoi Sai Eating House
187 East Coast Road, Singapore 428893
Tel: 6440 6956

Sin Hoi Sai Eating House on East Coast Road (not to be confused with it’s cousin Sin Hoi Sai Seafood Restaurant which is located in Tiong Bahru), is a typical Tze Char 煮炒 style restaurant and is not exactly a “hidden gem”.

However, one of their secret menu items absolutely is a hidden gem. The red wine pork ribs! These are so delectably tender you can cut them with a spoon! They also do not appear on the standard menu’s at Sin Hoi Sai – though they do appear on their banner hanging on the back wall.

These mouth-watering fall-off-the-bone ribs are easily the tastiest and most luxurious thing on the menu (and probably the most expensive) – and they come in 3 sizes – small, medium & large (the video and image both show the large portion of the ribs).

Red Wine Pork Ribs Being Carved With a Spoon at Sin Hoi Sai Eating House

Being a Katong local, living in close proximity to Joo Chiat Road I tend to visit Sin Hoi Sai several times a year – usually when visitors are in town or as a treat because it can be spendy-per-pax when compared to other local fare in the area – especially if you choose the better dishes and larger portion sizes.

Aside from the above stunning ribs dish I’d recommend sticking to what Sin Hoi Sai is known for if you want some additional food to try. The Grilled Baby Kailan, Sambal Stingray & Marmite Chicken are all must tries – and are better washed down with an ice cold long neck of Heineken or Tiger.

You may be tempted to smash up the Guinness Pork Ribs but once you’ve had the red wine variety, these aren’t nearly as spectacular so I’d suggested skipping these.

The Original Katong Laksa

June 28, 2020, By DanDan

The Original Katong Laksa – Roxy Square


The Original Katong Laksa
50 East Coast Road, Roxy Square, Singapore 428769
Tel: 9622 1045

WLE! Is damn good laksa lah!

Multiple local people have recommended this Nyonya Peranakan laksa to me, as the best in the East, and after visiting here I can see why. They’ve also told me that the other chain-variety in this area is “over-rated”, “not as good as it was” and the never good to have “oily” – despite the one-and-only Gordon Ramsay spruiking it!

This soup-spoon laksa is souper satisfying all the way to the final slurp! They kindly add the chili down the side, so you can control the spice to your hearts content (I pushed the whole lot in and mixed it up). The 2 times I’ve had this lately were both post training, so I was already dripping before I started eating, so you can imagine what I looked like with the sambal sweats!

There isn’t much else to say except it’s absolutely delicious with thick juicy prawns, slurpy noodles & that amazing creamy coconut broth that defeats chopsticks!

This is an easy 5-out-of-5 stars – 100% recommended, I now do training just so I can come here to eat guilt-free.

P.S. You can get cockles, but I believe you have to ask for them – I usually include them as they add a sweet burst of flavour to your broth, and cut through the richness.

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